| Dear male World of Warcraft players, |
[Oct. 22nd, 2008|05:06 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Padfoot's! | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  aggravated | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Bridezilla? | ] |
How many level 70 toons you have, does not denote how big your e-penis is, no matter how much you seem to think it does. In fact, this just means you have no life. Other things that do not mean your e-penis is of god-like (or 'epic' if you will) size include: how big your weapon is, how much damage you can do, how many NPC's you can kill at once, how much gold you have, how fast or 'leet' your mount is, how many noobs you have 'pwned', how rare your armor is, the fact that you've spent more of your life on WoW than in real life, how sweet and souped up you made your computer so that WoW would never lag, that you can kill Illiden without wiping, how you know Blackrock Temple *by heart* <333, or the fact that you probably lost your girlfriend because you'd rather click your mouse than her clitoris.
Yes, playing WoW is sweet. Yes, I may find it a turn-on that you play video games. No, you don't need to show off to me, I already think you're cool. Yes, the fact that you have a level 70 and give me gold IS fucking fantastic. But please, for the love of God, men of WoW, stop showing off. I don't CARE. In fact, I find it MUCH hotter if you don't brag. You want to know why you say? It shows that your e-cock is so INCREDIBLY huge that you don't NEED to show off for me to want to suck it. Really. If you all stopped showing off so much, you'd get to shoot a lot more e-jizz on all those girl's faces. Well...I mean, hopefully they're girls. Right? ...Err...you might want to make them talk on the headset first.
INCREDIBLY sincerely,
One of the twelve ACTUAL girls who play WoW
P.S. Pwned is a typo. Not a word. And neither is leet. /hypocrite |
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| Oh God. |
[Jan. 23rd, 2007|11:43 pm] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  nauseated | ] |
I'm so stupid. |
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| Oops... |
[Jan. 4th, 2007|12:02 am] |
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I broke Caitlin's car in a fit of joy yesterday... |
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| Love - The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket |
[Oct. 30th, 2006|12:13 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | My bed | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang | ] |
God, I forgot how much I love 'the Mammal song'. It makes me laugh every time. I was gonna put the lyrics in here, but I'm lazy. So neh. |
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| Now I will tell you what I've done for you.... |
[Oct. 14th, 2006|12:54 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Couch of Goodness | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  sleepy | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Had | ] |
Evanescence was amaaaaazing. I was like 5 feet from Amy Lee the whole time, and she's so cute, even way up close. The opening band Revelation Theory was really good as well. The guy I was with, Eric, caught one of Evanescence's band members drumsticks. It was awesome. We met a couple really nice girls and got their Myspace's so we could talk to them still. It was hot, and sometimes I felt a little claustrophobic when people would push forward, but all in all it was great. I wasn't actually on the rail, but I was behind Eric, who was.
Yesterday I went to Cait's b-day party. It was fun, there was a bonfire and foods and porn. :P Porn with no sound....wtf? I got to see a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time, which was awesome. I should start hanging out in Milford more. I'ma take Cait shopping or somefing, because I didn't know what to get her, hehe. Yeahhhh, I didn't know what to get my best friend for her b-day. Shut it. I felt bad! Then I came home and watched a couple movies and went to beddddd. It's too early. 1:11? Eeeeek. |
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| AHHHH |
[Oct. 12th, 2006|08:21 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Couch | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  glee | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Kitty meowing | ] |
I'm going to Evanescence tonight!!! |
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| Woot! |
[Oct. 8th, 2006|08:49 am] |
I'm no longer a City Club virgin! It was actually pretty cool, a little intimidating at first though. It's all dark and grungy, and it's totally World of Darkness. I'm like, 'Oh man, there's gotta be weres and vamps all over the place.' ::peer:: That would be an f-ing amazing place to larp. Oh my God I'm a dork. I slept all day before that, and Ali wanted to hang out, but I wasn't up to it (sorry Ali!!!). There's a few things you never do at City Club:
Go the bathroom
Drink something a stranger gives you
Touch the floor
Leave articles of clothing or purses lying where you can't see them
Piss off the scary black people (this is Detroit you know)
Encourage the old men by talking to them
Be female (:P)
All in all though, it was awesome. I'd definitely go again, but always with at least a couple guy friends. |
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| Damn you Meijer |
[Oct. 4th, 2006|03:39 am] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | aggravated | ] |
MY NEW GOLDFISH DIED!!!! WTFFFFFF??? :[ |
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| Wheeee |
[Oct. 1st, 2006|10:10 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | El coucho largo | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | horny - not for them tho, ew | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Tvvvvv | ] |
Kait and Ali are coming oooovaaaaa. ::dance:: |
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| Meh |
[Sep. 29th, 2006|12:01 am] |
I got a new fish. I think I'm going to name him Ivory. |
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| I should prolly cut this but whatever |
[Sep. 17th, 2006|03:55 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | The couch still | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Umm the washing machine | ] |
28 Questions
1.Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? |
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| WTF? |
[Sep. 17th, 2006|03:33 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | My couch | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | cranky | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | The sound of my mother telling the cat to shut up | ] |
What is wrong with boys. You are so more complicated than girls. Shut up. |
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| Wow, its been awhile |
[Sep. 15th, 2006|12:44 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | The Marketplace, District 1 | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | flirty/frustrated | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | The sound of my friends talking about Guild Wars on Vent | ] |
Woo for teenage angst and confusion. God damn you hormones. |
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| If I was a mermaid. |
[Aug. 4th, 2006|01:37 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Under the sea | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | giddy | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Your mom | ] |
I wouldn't have to shave my legs. (not that I do anyways)
I wouldn't have to wash my hair.
I'd never have to wear deoderant.
I wouldn't burn myself on the curling iron.
My boobs would never make my back hurt. (not that they do, since they're tiny :P)
I'd never have dry skin.
I'd never have chapped lips.
I wouldn't have to wear a shirt.
I wouldn't need 80 pairs of shoes.
I wouldn't need a car.
I would never get caught in the rain. ('cept I love the rain!)
There wouldn't be any mosquitos. |
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| Oh. My. God. |
[Jul. 31st, 2006|04:06 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Bloodgulch Outpost | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | wheeeeeeeeee | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Yo' Momma | ] |
Ahh, Red Vs. Blue Words of Wisdom
You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Well. Buenos diaz, cockbites. Guess who's back?
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
...Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.
Hey, Simmons. What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats?
Uh, that would be the Chupacabra, sir
Hey, Grif. Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that?
There's no "I" in team Grif.
Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamned team! The team sucks!
Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink.
Get on with it, Grif.
exasperated sigh] I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.
And?
[with heavy hesitation] And that I'm a girl.
What else?
[in a hesitant tone] And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the *boys*.
This may be the best surrender of all time.
HELL YEAH! THREE POINTS, YOU DIRTY WHORE!
And I leave you with these....
May I introduce the our new light reconnaissance vehicle! It has four-inch armour plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Why Warthog, sir?
Because "M12LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
No, but... Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
Say that again.
I think it looks more like a puma.
What in Sam Hell is a puma?
You mean like the shoe company?
No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
You're makin' that up.
I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Yes, sir!
[Points at front of the Warthog] Look, see these two tailhooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
A walrus.
Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?
Then she beat Jimmy to death with his own skull.
What? That doesn't seem physically possible.
That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
[cut to Planet Sidewinder. Tex is beating Jimmy with his own skull]
This doesn't seem physically possible!
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| Hangin' out in the Milf town |
[Jul. 28th, 2006|12:56 am] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Chaos | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  hungry | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | The sound of siiiilence | ] |
I got to hang out with Cait, Megaera, and Heather today, as well as a few other people at Savage Geckos. It was quite entertaining. I had hung out with Alison the night before and earlier that day, but I was excited to see my Caitly-poo. We got slushies, and put pommade in our hair, drew on Nick V's tummy and mine, "Oh my God that's the ugliest penis I've ever seen!" I like the octopus on my back. I drew a kiss on Nick's nipple, it made me cry a little inside, but that's okay. We ran outside and got soaked in the storm, and Meg and I had a splash fight that was amazing. It also caused Mike Phillips to have to swiffer the store a lot. He likes it to be neat....too bad he was hanging around a Discordian :O I had some Jolt, as well as shot-gunning some into Emily's mouth, which was hilarious.
Megh told me that she and Garrett started dating, so I'm very excited for them and I hope they have wonderful sex. Muahahahaha. I spent a few previous nights at Jen's and we watched the Alien and Predator movie(s). They were really good, kinda freaky in some parts. I need to finish Kingdom <3's so I can play the second one. I'm on the last boss dammit! I wan't WoW baaaaccckkk!!! ::whine::
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[Jul. 20th, 2006|06:47 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Timbuktu | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| |  groggy | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | The television | ] |
Don't worry 'bout one thing
Don't worry 'bout nothing
She said I'm not gonna let this one go
Nobody's on my side
Nobody seems to see
How much, how deep, how far these things can be
My eyes are dry and I
My eyes are dry and I
I still don't even know you, I
I still wish that I could hold you, I
I sometimes wanna die
And everywhere I go
And everyone I see
Somehow almost sets me free
And the space where we meet
Is different from the rest
And I just can't seem to forget that
My eyes are dry and I
I still don't even know you, I
I still wish that I could hold you, I
I sometimes wanna die
I sometimes wanna die
I sometimes wanna
And you were the start
And now you're the end
And you left me with nothing to defend
I need the voice of a good friend
Can't stop myself from laughing
No matter how sad these things can be
These things can be
My eyes are dry and I
I still don't even know you, I
I still wish that I could hold you, I
I sometimes wanna die
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[Jul. 16th, 2006|10:01 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | The fifth dimension | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | Irony Raped | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Laser song from Ocean's 11 AGAIN | ] |
Have you ever had those moments in your life where irony bitchslaps you across the face and yells, 'OWNED!'?
Today I was at my friend Emily's grad party. I went with Alison and Amanda, and we were quietly....well not so quietly, sitting in the shade people-watching. It was mostly older people, relatives and the like, but Emily's friend brought his band and they were going to play later. One of the guys in the band walked by, lanky, with a pink striped shirt and tie, and brown spiky hair. I commented on how cute he was, so of course Emily screams, 'My friend wants to date you! How old are you?' 'Eighteen!' He yelled back timidly. She got up to go to the house and I continued talking to Ali and Amanda. A few minutes later she returned and whispered in my ear, 'His name is Nolan,' whereupon I screamed and jumped into Amanda's lap as her and Ali began to die with laughter. Emily's WHOLE family turned to stare as I buried my head in Amanda's lap. Emily did not know about *the* Nolan, however, Ali and Amanda did. I proceeded with about five 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?'es and she reassured me that that was indeed his name. The odd thing is, he's shy and completely the opposite of the Nolan I know and....lust after. It was very hard to get him to talk, unlike our spiky haired friend who you can't get to shut up. Anyways, that was my day. Damn you irony. |
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| Bow chicka bow bow |
[Jul. 12th, 2006|05:59 pm] |
| [ | Where I'm Hangin' |
| | Atlantis | ] |
| [ | How I'm Feelin' |
| | blah | ] |
| [ | What I'm Hearin' |
| | Linkin Park - Points of Authority | ] |
You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life, my pride
Is broken
You like to think you’re never wrong
You live what you’ve learned
You have to act like you’re someone
You live what you’ve learned
You want someone to hurt like you
You live what you’ve learned
You want to share what you’ve been through
You live what you’ve learned
You love the things I say I’ll do
The way I’ll hurt myself again just to get back at you
You take away when I give in
My life, my pride
Is broken |
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